Peanut butter is miraculous. Not only does it taste yummy with jelly, chocolate, pretzels and more peanut butter, but it saved my Matt Nathanson CD! I honor you, peanut butter and all your surprising ways. Now to see if it can fix Matt's broken heart.
Peanut butter gets five out of five Peanuts. Get it? Snoopy? Peanuts? Aw, forget it and just know that peanut butter is the shit.